August 2008 Archives

Now that they've shifted the release schedule back even further, I think they're going to need some new titles for the movies.

  • Harry Potter and the Rascal Mobility Scooter
  • Harry Potter and the Mystery of the Kids Blasting Their New-Fangled Rock and Roll Music
  • Harry Potter and the Lawn You Damned Kids Better Get Off Of
  • Harry Potter and the Colonscopy of Terror
  • Harry Potter and the Bottle of Lipitor
  • Harry Potter and the Order of the AARP
  • Harry Potter and the Cauldron of Prunes

Half of those are Hoggle's fault.  In fact, I'm going to blame them all on him.

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